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1. A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City a 82.08%

2. A man is talking to God. The man: "God, how 80.7%

3. A blonde driving a car became lost in a snows 79.58%

4. Man walking into bedroom sees wife packing a 77.59%

5. A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the 77.27%

6. A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after w 77.14%

7. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says 76.92%

8. Someone asked a detective, "Why are you under 76.44%

9. Q: What is the difference between a wife and 75%

10. A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: 75%

11. You mama is so fat when she when on the weigh 74.74%

12. MALE LOGIC There is a man who has three girl 74.51%

13. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with 73.58%

14. Yo momma's so poor she cant eve 73.33%

15. Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole 72.41%

16. Your mama is so stupid that she threw a rock 72.31%

17. A large group of Russian soldiers in the bord 72.22%

18. A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered 72.22%

19. Man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I 72.09%

20. Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the intern 72%

21. Teacher: Could you please pay a little attent 71.43%

22. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris........ After 5 71.43%

23. One day, a priest was walking through a fores 71.43%

24. A young blonde woman was driving through the 70%

25. Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkon 70%

26. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided 70%

27. Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never 70%

28. The children were lined up in the cafeteria o 70%

29. Little Sally came home from school with a pro 69.57%

30. Teacher: Name two days of the week that start 68.42%

31. An older, white haired man walked into a jewe 68.18%

32. Q: What do u call a blonde with one brain cel 66.67%

33. Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, a 66.67%

34. A professor told dirty jokes in class and the 66.67%

35. Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is 66.67%

36. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how mu 66.67%

37. A female school teacher comes up to a parent 66.67%

38. Two Russian guys are walking down the street 66.67%

39. Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit a 66.67%

40. Whats the difference between a blonde and a m 66.67%

41. This couple had been dating for about six mon 66.67%

42. A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of 66.67%

43. A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, "I 66.67%

44. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out 66.67%

45. Little April was not the best student in Sund 66.67%

46. A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he a 66.67%

47. Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar 66.67%

48. A man and a friend are playing golf one day a 65.22%

49. Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to t 65%

50. Boy asks his Gran nervously, "Have you seen m 64.71%

51. Paddy asks Murphy, "Why do scuba divers fall 64.71%

52. Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomeran 64.71%

53. There was in the bar a magic mirror. If you 64.29%

54. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Hallo 64.29%

55. Truck driver is stuck under bridge. Cars are 64.29%

56. Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborh 63.64%

57. My idea of balanced diet is be 63.64%

58. Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out? 63.64%


60. A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a footba 63.64%

61. Boy: Mommy can I go swimming? Mommy: No, bec 63.64%

62. Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a 62.5%

63. Yo mama is so big, when she stepped on a scal 62.5%

64. A mother was arguing with her teenager and fi 62.5%

65. Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One d 62.5%

66. A little kid walks into a city bus and sits r 62.5%

67. Just been to the gym and there's a new machin 62.5%

68. There was three people approaching the gates 62.5%

69. Q: What is a mexican's favorite sport? 61.54%

70. A man and his ever nagging wife were on holid 61.11%

71. Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her te 61.11%

72. A Captain in the foreign legion was transferr 60.61%

73. There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Th 60%

74. Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, p 60%

75. Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get int 60%

76. A tourist was being led through the swamps of 60%

77. Yo mama so old, I told her to act her o 60%

78. Two blonde women are talking.. - you know, 60%

79. Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell 60%

80. Yo mama so stupid she tripped over 60%

81. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman 60%

82. A man is on a plane The pilot starts talking 60%

83. A plumber went to the attorneys house to unst 60%

84. The grass is always greener on the other side 60%

85. Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly 60%

86. Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King wa 60%

87. I've never smoked marijuana in my life, becau 60%

88. A blonde rear ends a man. He gets out of his 60%

89. Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not 60%

90. Q. What's the difference between an aerobics 60%

91. When NASA first started sending up astronauts 60%

92. Although it is not common knowledge, there ar 60%

93. For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 1 60%

94. God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norr 60%

95. A man walks into a bar and notices his friend 60%

96. A young man goes into a drug store to buy con 60%

97. A blond, brunet, and redhead walk in the doct 60%

98. Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did yo 58.33%

99. Lady goes to doctor with a bee up her fanny. 57.14%

100. One sunny day on the North Sea a creative lit 57.14%

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